An UBER passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the sidewalk, and stopped centimeters from a monsoon drain edge.
For a second everything went quiet in the uber car, then the driver said, “Hello kawan, don’t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!” The passenger apologised and said, “I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much.”
The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as an UBER driver, I have been driving a funeral hearse for the last 25 years.”